Beauty and the Beast 2
Category: Dumb Blonde
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off. She hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
Bob's buddies at the club are all agog. They finally corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, and press on. "How in the world did you persuade her to marry you?" they ask.
"I lied about my age."
His friends are fascinated, "You cad!" they say. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
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