Awards for Achievement in Redneck Engineering
The nominees are in! These are the finalists for Achievement in Redneck Engineering, and the competition for last year's Award winner is rather tough!
Category: Personal Safety
Title: Redneck Safety Glasses
(For the visually impaired: man with power saw has duct-taped two plastic drinking cups over his eyes)
. . .
Category: Yard Care
Title: Redneck Hedge Trimmer
(Man on lawn tractor suspended from crane cutting top of 8' hedge)
. . .
Category: Personal Hygiene
Title: Redneck Disposable Razors
(Razor cartridges glued to ends of plastic forks)
. . .
Category: High Technology
Title: Redneck Computer Fan
(Circular room fan taped to side of desktop computer)
and...
Category: Automotive
Title: Redneck Power Window
(Handle fell off window crank in ol' red pick-um-up truck, replaced by electric screwdriver)
And the Winner of the Coveted Title of Redneck Engineer of the Year Is...
Well, sadly, there was no winner. Strangely, all five inventors are now dead.
Even more odd, every one of them uttered the very same last words: "Hey, watch this!"
Posted June 16, 2011 8:00 AM
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