An All-Over Sunburn
Category: Dumb Blonde & Sex
A young man finally got a date with the hot blonde that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof to get a quick tan. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get an all-over sunburn instead.
Determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood to prepare for his hot evening.
But it wasn't enough: the evening's activities were excruciating. During a break he went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk, and then dunked his sunburned member in, which offered immediate relief of his pain.
His date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him immersed in a glass of milk. Before the embarrassed chap could say anything, she did: "Huh! That's how you guys load those things!"
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