Allegedly Real Classified Ads

A journalist buddy sent these over with the subject line "Allegedly Real Classified Ads". Yeah, that sounds about right -- suspicious in origin, but still funny. I sure don't understand why people feel the need to insist jokes "are true!"

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -- 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Posted January 16, 2015

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