Allegedly Real Classified Ads
A journalist buddy sent these over with the subject line "Allegedly Real Classified Ads". Yeah, that sounds about right -- suspicious in origin, but still funny. I sure don't understand why people feel the need to insist jokes "are true!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -- 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Posted January 16, 2015