All Dogs Go To Heaven

A church sign "fight" between a Roman Catholic church and a Presbyterian church.

We open with a sign from the Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church:

Church sign: 'All Dogs Go To Heaven'
All Dogs Go To Heaven

The response, from the Belulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church:

Church sign: 'Only Humans Go To Heaven - Read The Bible'
Only Humans Go To Heaven - Read The Bible

Church sign: 'God Loves All His Creations Dogs Included'
God Loves All His Creations Dogs Included

Church sign: 'Dogs Don't Have Souls This Is Not Open For Debate'
Dogs Don't Have Souls This Is Not Open For Debate

Church sign: 'Catholic Dogs Go To Heaven - Presbyterian Dogs Can Talk To Their Pastor'
Catholic Dogs Go To Heaven - Presbyterian Dogs Can Talk To Their Pastor

Church sign: 'Converting To Catholocism Does Not Magically Grant Your Dog A Soul'
Converting To Catholocism* Does Not Magically Grant Your Dog A Soul
*(Yeah, we know Catholicism is misspelled. Tell it to the Presbyterians.)

Church sign: 'Free Dog Souls With Conversion'
Free Dog Souls With Conversion

Church sign: 'Dogs Are Animals - There Aren't Any Rocks In Heaven Either'
Dogs Are Animals - There Aren't Any Rocks In Heaven Either

And the Catholics for the Win:
Church sign: 'All Rocks Go To Heaven'
All Rocks Go To Heaven

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So is the fight "real"?

We doubt it: every blade of grass and every car stays in the same position over days? But it is real funny!

Update: Sure enough, very quickly a reader sent a link: "Here's the church sign generator they used." Thanks JK Grence of Phoenix for the link!

Posted May 1, 2013

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