I spotted this story in an Arkansas newspaper. Just the "lead" paragraph is of interest, and boy does it have the potential to capture imagination....

Four injured in head-on crash

A Yellville man was injured when he drove into the opposite lane of a highway and crashed into a car driven by a Flippin woman.

(Yellville and Flippin are real towns in Arkansas.)

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Posted February 4, 2007 5:00 PM

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