Actual Hallmark Reject 7
Category: Holidays & True Story
There are a lot of parody "Cards rejected by Hallmark" jokes around -- including on this site. This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's "Shoebox" division -- but rejected by the company -- as reported by the Associated Press.
WEDDING & ENGAGEMENT CARD
Front: "Marriage is a bond that is unbreakable except by two-thirds of the population."
Inside: "But it's you top-third couples that give the rest of us hope."
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