Actual Hallmark Reject 6

There are a lot of parody "Cards rejected by Hallmark" jokes around -- including on this site. This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's "Shoebox" division -- but rejected by the company -- as reported by the Associated Press.

BIRTHDAY CARD

Front: "I wanted to give you a body piercing for your birthday."

Inside: "But I didn't think I could get you drunk enough to where you wouldn't feel the stapler!"

Posted April 5, 2006 8:00 AM

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