Actual Hallmark Reject 5

There are a lot of parody "Cards rejected by Hallmark" jokes around -- including on this site. This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's "Shoebox" division -- but rejected by the company -- as reported by the Associated Press.

WEDDING & ENGAGEMENT CARD

Front: "Did I hear wedding bells?"

Inside: "Or was that the natural disaster siren? Sometimes I get them confused. Whatever it was, it was loud. Congratulations ... or take cover!"

Posted April 4, 2006 8:00 AM

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