Actual Hallmark Reject 4

There are a lot of parody "Cards rejected by Hallmark" jokes around -- including on this site. This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's "Shoebox" division -- but rejected by the company -- as reported by the Associated Press.

MOTHER'S DAY CARD

Front: "When I think of you, Mom, I swell with pride."

Inside: "At least I hope it's pride. Otherwise, I'm pregnant again."

Posted April 3, 2006 8:00 AM

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