Actual Hallmark Reject 3

There are a lot of parody "Cards rejected by Hallmark" jokes around -- including on this site. This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's "Shoebox" division -- but rejected by the company -- as reported by the Associated Press.

BIRTHDAY CARD

Front: "My ex-girlfriend had a cat named Love because she said that's what it gave her."

Inside: "So I called it Bloody Forearms. Hope no one gets you a cat for your birthday."

Posted April 2, 2006 8:00 AM

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