Actual Book Titles
No really: these books are all real! To prove it, I got the cover image of each from their Amazon sales pages.
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If God Loves Me...
WHY CAN'T I GET MY LOCKER OPEN?
by Lorraine Peterson
(Who also wrote Trying to Get Toothpaste Back into the Tube: Making Choices You Don't Have to Undo and If You Really Trust Me, Why Can't I Stay Out Later?)
Can I Be a Christian Without Being Weird?
by Kevin Johnson
(Author also of Choose: Steer Wide of Total Stupidity (Deeper Series))
Also on the Christian theme:
The Power of a Praying® Wife
-- and yes, that ® symbol is in the correct place, since it's part of the "Power of a Praying®" series.
by Stormie Omartian (no, really!)
I can't help but read her name as O'Martian (and think she's a little green woman -- surely Mars has more than little green men?), and she's also the author of The Power of a Praying® Kid, Teen, Husband, Parent, Woman, etc., and Greater Health God's Way: Seven Steps to Inner and Outer Beauty
And, finally...
I Don't Remember Dropping the Skunk, But I Do Remember Trying to Breathe
by Ken Davis
Who is also the author of How to Live with Your Parents Without Losing Your Mind
Posted April 13, 2009 8:00 PM
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