A Win-Win-Win Situation

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border

+ Use the dirt to raise the levees in New Orleans

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Posted May 24, 2006

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