A Well Planned Life
Category: Marriage
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned life?"
"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second was to an actor; then I married a preacher; now I'm married to an undertaker."
The first woman asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!" came the reply.
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