A Well Planned Life

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second was to an actor; then I married a preacher; now I'm married to an undertaker."

The first woman asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!" came the reply.

Posted April 6, 2005

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