A Very Close Shave
A fellow sat down in the barber's chair and requested, "I'd like a very close shave and a shoe shine, please."
The barber stropped his best straight razor and then lathered the customer's face, and then the most exquisitely beautiful young lady he had ever seen knelt down at his feet and began to work on his shoes.
"Young lady," the guy says, as the barber starts on his neck, "when both of you are done here, you and I should get out of here. I've already got the best hotel room in town, and we can make love all night long."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
"Tell him you're working overtime," he said, "and I'll pay you the difference."
"You tell him," she said. "You're closer."
Posted November 2, 2015