A Trip to the Zoo
One day, two ladies decide to go to the zoo.
As they walk by the monkey house, a gorilla reaches out and grabs one of the ladies.
The beast pulls her into the cage and starts to hump her.
Horrified, the second lady rushes off and summons help to rescue her friend.
A special squad of wild animal experts race to the scene, and they manage to get her away from the crazed beast.
It takes awhile, but the second lady finally gets news that her friend is conscious again, and she goes to visit her in the hospital.
"How are you feeling?" she asks. "Are you hurt?"
"Of course I'm hurt!" the friend says, starting to cry. "It's been two days and the bastard hasn't even called!"
Posted February 1, 2006