A Special Sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
She seems OK, so he goes back to his reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about what's going on.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Do you want me to call the stewardess for you?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition: when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of such a thing before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks him straight in the eye and says, "Pepper."
Posted March 28, 2012