A Night Out With the Boys
Category: Marriage
A guy is out with buddies. He has few drinks served by a gorgeous barmaid, but being a true-to-his-wife kind of guy, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She awakes with a start, spits out the tablets, and demands to know, "What did you put in my mouth?"
"Two aspirin," he says.
"But I don't have a headache!" she says, a bit irritated.
"That," he says, sliding in next to her, "is all I wanted to hear."
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