A Lesson from Jesus

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her.

Jesus raised his hand to the crowd and got their attention.

"What's going on here?" He asked no one in particular.

"This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.

"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

The crowd goes silent, and everyone looks ashamed and unsure what to do next.

Suddenly, a stone was flies out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

"Aw, come on, Dad!" Jesus cried toward the sky. "I'm trying to make a point here!"

Posted February 4, 2006

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