A Definition of Globalization Everyone Can Understand

riding with her Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

who were riding Japanese motorcycles.

Di was treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent around by a Canadian,

using American technology,

and you're probably reading this on your

computer that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to your retailer by Mexican illegals.

That, my friends, is Globalization.