12 Ways E-mail is Like...

12 Ways E-mail is Like... a Male Reproductive Organ

  • Some folks have it, some don't.

  • Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  • Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
  • Those who don't have it agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
  • Many of those who don't have it wish they did (aka, e-mail envy).
  • It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it more difficult to get any real work done.
  • In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species.
  • If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can easily spread viruses.
  • If you use it too much, you'll find that it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
  • We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrants.
  • Most people play with it way too much.
  • and...

  • If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

  • Posted September 8, 2010

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