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Category: Religion

November 27, 2015

The Priest and the Rabbi

From my files, dated 1991

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A priest and a rabbi had a tremendous rivalry going, each going to extremes of piety to impress the other.

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Category: Holidays

November 25, 2015

The 12 Days of Thanksgiving

On the First Day of Thanksgiving...
We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings.

On the Second Day of Thanksgiving...
We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.

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Category: Retired life

November 23, 2015

Where to Live After Retirement

Once Americans aren't tied down to a particular place to accommodate a job, or good schools for their kids, they often decide to pull up stakes and decide Where to Live After Retirement.

You can Live in California where...
1. You make over $250,000 a year and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.

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