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Category: Idiot & Lawyers & True Story

May 17, 2013

Warning: Read this Warning

Supposedly true warning labels from real products. Do I believe they're really true? Sadly, yes, I do....

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Category: Medical

May 15, 2013

Confessions from Your Doctor

Supposedly true reports by doctors. I don't really believe the "true" part, but they're still pretty funny.

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A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
--Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX

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Category: Misc.

May 13, 2013

The Airline Pilots

Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and then the flight can take off.

Finally the entrance opens, and two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a white cane.

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