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Category: Drinking/Drugs

January 28, 2015

The Armless Man

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty, except for the bartender.

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Category: Lawyers & Travel & Work

January 26, 2015

NASA Needs Astronauts for Mars Mission

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars, and they needed someone very special since only one person could go -- and it was a one-way mission: they couldn't return to Earth.

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Category: Animals & Religion & Sports

January 23, 2015

A Day at the Races

One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that horse -- a very long shot -- won the race.

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