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Category: Retired life

October 20, 2014

Thoughts on Aging

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.

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Category: Marriage & Medical

October 16, 2014

An Unfortunate Diagnosis

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Your husband is suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting his cardiovascular system. He's a good candidate for either a heart attack or a stroke. If you don't do the following four things, your husband will surely die."

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Category: Religion

October 13, 2014

Interagency Cleared Version of the Lord's Prayer

What you might expect if the U.S. government continues to dabble in religion -- yet continues to satisfy political correctness.

Take a deep breath before you continue:

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