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Category: Work

February 5, 2016

What's Better: Work, or Prison?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle.

In Prison: You get three meals a day free of charge.
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

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Category: Men/Women & Religion & Sex

February 3, 2016

Good News, Bad News

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.

"I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord told him.

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Category: Religion

February 1, 2016

The First Funeral

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

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