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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
This evening the doorbell rang. We live in a predominantly Jewish suburban neighborhood of single family houses, a demographic fact known far and wide. I opened the door and was greeted by a nicely dressed man.
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Redneck Haiku
Offerings
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
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Cocktails for the 21st Century
Absolute Zero
--Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen
Alexander the Grrrrrreat
--Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over frosted flakes
American in Paris
--Kentucky bourbon and champagne
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