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Category: Marriage & Sex

July 21, 2014

Overnight Business Trip

A business man is packing for a trip. He glances in his briefcase, then calls to his wife.

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Category: Idiot

July 18, 2014

Cruise Questions From The Intellectually Challenged

Cruise ships get some unusual questions from their customers. Here's an amusing sample collected by Celebrity Cruises and published by the trade magazine Travel Weekly:

* Does the elevator go to the front of the ship?

* Why does the ship rock only when we are at sea?

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Category: Men/Women & Sex & Sports

July 16, 2014

The Insatiable Genie

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you, You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

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